butt-woofer

subwoofer located underneath the butt

see also booty-buzzer for feminine version

I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a

*BUTT-WOOFER*

by 1OO1 December 9, 2008

Pedo wooders

A head teacher at the Weald school who likes to molest children

Hey look it’s pedo wooders

by Someguyfromtheweald July 11, 2019

wopperbang

giving it up the ass to a girl while whispering in her ear "Your mom was better"

"I gave that chick the wopperbang"

by raffle baffle April 29, 2004

wooder

the philly way of saying water. aka the only right way to say it.

mom, can we go get some wooder-ice from rita’s?

by awesomesauce29 August 5, 2019

Wookery

The act of wooking.

Dude #1: Man! That dreadlocked smelly guy and his malnourished dog just walked into my tent, stole my food, my weed, my beer and seems to have shat along the interior of my tent!!! I caught him in the act and he just said 'Give me some more nugs, brah..'
Dude #2: You're a victim of wookery, my friend

by Llama422 January 14, 2010

pussy wooped

To be controled by a female.
Female has complete control of what you do, say, who u hang out with, and who you talk to

" Cant go to town tonight, misses wants me to stay home"
"Bro, ur being pussy wooped"

by DNHRDR December 26, 2007

Montreal-wooped

To be absolutely destroyed by the Canadiens, or a team that has been upset by the team

Pittsburgh was Montreal-wooped because they suck!

Washington won the Presidents Trophy, yet, they were Montreal-wooped and upset by the 8th seed.

by mikexd911 May 20, 2010