Wonton

Noun - the act of performing below expectations.

Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.

Noun - my fantasy football team was projected to win this week, but they pulled a wonton and scored half as many as my opponent.

Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"

by jay20716 October 13, 2014

Wonton Animal Chin

As long as you're still searching for Chin, you've already found him

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

WonWon

Ron Weasley's nickname in "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince", given to him by his girlfriend, Lavender Brown. She is his crazy, obsessive fangirl.

(When Ron was in the Hospital)
"WonWon!!!"

by hpotter07 August 3, 2011

wormonism

The religion that practices having as many husbands as the woman shall choose (watch out mormons)

I think im going to practice wormonism, I love being a slut!

by Stina6 January 1, 2007

Womoan

Process used by Women to bitterly complain and denigrate men when they do not get their way..

Bob: Lets go to the Grog Shop Tonight Honey?
Sheryl: I want to go to the Club.
Bob: Aww. Cmon, I like the Grog Shop, We can to the Club Tomorrow Night.
Sheryl: Ok.
(In Car on the way to the Grog Shop)
Sheryl: The food at the grog shop sucks!
Bob: Huh?
Sheryl:And that Idiot Ken is going to be there jabbering away.
Bob:(Sighs)
Sheryl: Its a dingy place with loud people..
Bob: Dammit!! I should have known you would start to Womoan..

by Witty1 February 23, 2011

wondo

An abbreviation of wonderful.
Pronounced: one-dough

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I can't wait to write this wondo art history paper! (sarcastically)
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Scott: Yo, what do you think about hittin' up this hella legit trail I found on Mt. Tam yesterday?

Dave: Dude that sounds wondo! Let's get 'er dun!

by runningman1228 May 25, 2011

wormophile

Someone with fetish for worms.

Person 1 : What did you just do with the worm
Person 2 : It just came inside me
Person 1 : You are a gay wormophile.

by Okabe Kyouma April 7, 2021