The phenomenon in which a person begins to see the cold, the snow and the gray sky as beautiful. Often they will describe the cold as "invigorating", the snow as "crystal blue" and the frigid season as "cozy". The use of these descriptors for the early months of the year is, in fact, diagnostic for this malady. The only effective treatment is a move to a warmer clime.

Lesley (euphorically giggling) "I love the crunch of the crystal blue snow under my feet when I walk to my car. The season is so invigorating! Tonight I want to stay in and make cocoa for the whole neighborhood!"

"That's it. You have to see a professional. You have winter wonderland psychosis."

Winter wonderland psychosis by Cirdellin January 18, 2010

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Malice in wonderland

A crazy trip video that has girls like coming out of there own vaginas(most likely baced off of acid like the real alice in wonderland) it used to be played in movie theaters and if you saw it while triping you would like die

did you see that tripy video Malice in wonderland

Malice in wonderland by bob teats April 16, 2010

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Redneck wonderland

Wal-Mart

My god they have beer at walmart! Its a redneck wonderland...

Redneck wonderland by Mr Bean January 11, 2019

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