A rave-womble is an extremely rare alpine mammal that has baffled scientists since its discovery in early 2009. Noted for its prominent woolly head plumage and phosphorescent teeth, the rave-womble is speculated to have originated from Egremont, Cumbria (the home of gurning) and found its way to the Alps by hiding inside a bottle of ketamine. The rave-womble's gait - which appears to clumsily replicate the mating hop of the bird of paradise - makes it one of the most rhythmically challenged species on earth.
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This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
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and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.
John: What a Spaff-Womble!
Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.
John: What a Spaff-Womble!
Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
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