Wilsonic

At the speed of a Wilson brother.

Usually Owen, who is speed himself.

Sonic the Hedgehog thinks that he is speed, that he is sonic or supersonic, but Lightning McQueen is driven by Owen Wilson.

I was pulled over for driving at a Wilsonic speed. I told them it’s fine if my last name is Wilson.

by Kachilson The Wilson October 25, 2023

Wilson

Pulling a Wilson :phrase:

*when someone gains excitement and adrenaline from causing unnecessary chaos in another person’s life; usually by means of manipulation and exploitation*

“She Pulled a Wilson and nobody saw it coming.”
“Tread lightly around that one, they’re known for Pulling a Wilson whenever possible.”

by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023

wilson

an absolute retard the screeches

oh wow he’s wilsoning

by cum_nerd February 18, 2020

Wilson

The name of a guy who loves Samantha. Even though she doesnt like him as much as he likes her.

Wilson: I miss her so much...
Friend: Its ok dude she might change her mind.

Wilson: I really dont think she will :(

by Ellis Wilson May 4, 2011

wilsoning

The act of selfish point hogging, and expectations of revival favours during black ops zombies. General unsportsman like behaviour during game play.

Commonly, When attempting to gain points ahead of other players in lighthearted fun, yelling "wilson" is an explanation to other players of the intentions to point hog - known as wilsoning - of the player yelling "wilson". Can also be used as an apology to other players for hogging points.

by seveneleven originals October 8, 2011

wilson

a broads fat round ass. resembles a wilson volley ball in them drawers.
like the movies when t hanks has a little wilson

Your wilson is lookin nice them jeans you have a hard time gettin in em.

by naztantg April 21, 2006

Wilson

The Act of slapping an object, Preferably a drink or other food object out of the others hand, and onto the floor,

dude, you totally wilson'ed that drink from tom

by wazntme August 29, 2013