Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009

Shear

To ejaculate into the anus.

She torque on my shaft 'till I shear.

by RedshiftVelocities April 10, 2024

Shearing The Sheep

Trimming your pubic hairs

I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today

by Twurzy July 7, 2018

shear the sheep

A game played by a couple where the chick doesn't shave downstairs, and the object of the game is to tackle her, restrain her, and forcefully shave her nether regions with an electric razor. Both parties are naked while playing this game, and the chick runs around the room trying to avoid the "shepherd."

Mindy is mad at her boyfriend because he played "shear the sheep" with her last night and she lost. Now she's part of the metoo movement.

by crudmonkey June 17, 2018

wind-shear

Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.

Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

shearing

Reducing your computer's memory usage by ending unnecessary tasks, freeing up resources to be used by other applications.

Also known as Shaving Off RAM

Holy shit! Windows 7 is taking up 1.5 gigabytes of RAM. That mofo needs shearing!

by cranioDan11 May 22, 2012

Rusty Shears

When two elderly dikes are in a sexual relationship

I saw a lot of Rusty Shears at the retirement home

by jack_fb ttv February 28, 2023