Allen

One of the dumbest people on earth if you're dating an Allen only like him for their looks though they are also ugly.

Allen is trying to do math.

by Wiki-DictionReal September 5, 2018

Allen

Usually, a person of color who really loves to spend a fortune on a hair cut just to get it chopped sideways. No matter what you say they will still spend about $40 on their haircut every two weeks and then proceed to get a laugh at because it always ends up chopped like a motherfucker.

Allen your shit chopped.

by DanTheForsenBajs August 14, 2020

Allen

Asian and short like ew

Heyyyy allen

by Lmaoooooo_bitch October 13, 2018

Allen

A sorry ass nigga that's a wanna be. 😂😂😂 Allen is so damn boring he runns everybody away . He's a follower and don't know what he is following . Ya sorry ass need serious help boi. Stay in those school books fagg.✌

Ahah that allen kid is boring is hell .
He's not even his own self .
He needs to follow jesus.

by Greatest ppl champ June 29, 2018

Allen

a ugly nigga that looks like Syd from ice age.

person 1 : do you know allen ?
person 2 : that Syd looking nigga ?

by Yup sis September 22, 2019

Allen

someone who adores everything about emma, and wishes to be as amazing and perfect as her he especially admires her perfect water bottle flipping skills and dabs

allen: jheez i wish i was as perfect as emma!

by iamthedankestperfection September 17, 2016

Allenable

Any human that can walk up right and does not have a penis. Usually referred to as a girl. This means a man has no standards for women, any will do.

That girl who is 6'7 450lbs is allenable

by Matted January 3, 2008