wide open beaver

noun,
the image of a woman with her legs splayed proudly showing her glory for the world to see.

" where's that book of wide open beavers?"
Kurt Vonnegut in his book 'Breakfast of champions' beautifully illustrates the point.

by qwfwq July 27, 2006

[Wide] Boy

Wide-Boy is a person who is able to obtain or make almost anything happen (usually by nefarious means). A Wide Boy is a cut above the common spiv who dealt largely in Black-Market goods and racketeering. The term Wide Boy was in common use prior to 1936

You'd better keep an eye on that one - he's a bit of a wide boy

by KelsonNapper July 7, 2010

Wideth

Ms Eminem Bumshits way of saying width.

Ms Eminem: Watt is de wideth of a plante?

by Hehwe September 3, 2023

wide mouth mayonnaise jar

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

Skunk Wieler

The act of placing ones buttocks on anothers face, so that each cheek is resting on each eyelid. The person then fires bursts of anal juices into the face of the victim/participant.

Fucking hell, my eyes are red.. I totally got a Skunk Wieler last night!

by Reezy:) December 20, 2010

Double wide and elbow deep

A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.

Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale

Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.

by Smellynappybaby May 2, 2014

widepepOMEGAKEKHappyChampHands

...idk

That was not very widepepOMEGAKEKHappyChampHands of you

by nutta-butta May 16, 2020