Weasel

Weasel is someones penis basically

I have a huge weasel
look at the size of his weasel

Weasel by Scotty-0 March 6, 2003

weasel

a moderatly attractive member of the opposite sex(but nothing to brag about)whose partner will do almost anything for them.

Yo son is yo bro still dating that chick? Yeah that weasel has him whipped like a slave.

weasel by blown carbs March 31, 2009

weasel

to take a pee

I have to take a weasel.

weasel by Justin August 16, 2003

Weasel

A guy that spends all of his time trying desperately to get some poon. Weaseling his way into a girls pants.

Dave is such a weasel, he stopped playing football the other day because he wanted to try and get some poon.

Weasel by urban dick May 26, 2006

weasel

A small, Chihuahua-like man.

Franco is such a little weasel.

weasel by Cid April 30, 2003

Weasel

Weasel : often the name of a younger man, with nothing to gain , yet nothing to lose. Uses the term cunt on a daily basis, often towards his co-workers. This individual is likely to be a heavy smoker , and can inhale anywhere from 2-4 packs of cigarettes in an average work day. Weasel would also likely to be hung like a bull and will never hesitate to do anything stupid.

" weasel called me a cunt " - co-worker

" that weasel can sure hack down the cigrettes "

Weasel by Dictionary genius October 2, 2017

Weasel

A very skinny ratlike animal who likes to eat other rodents. Also used as a name to use behind your crush's back if their name is wesley.

Your friend: Hey did you just see your crush???
Me: Yea, weasel is soo cute!!!

Weasel by theghettominnymouse May 25, 2012