Weaseler is a term given to someone who invites or invited themselves to a private event. This person or peoples do not understand that the organisers do not want them there. The weaseler, otherwise know as a weasel, may invite other parties to the event performing the ultimate 'weasel'.
Such circumstances can be avoided by not making the event public (e.g. on facebook or twitter) and avoiding talking about the event around a potential weaseler.
Weaselers can be identified by the lack of social life, obsession with one or more of the parties and an overall interest of the event.
A weaseler can be identified by their hand gesture. The back of the hand is placed under the chin with the fingers facing outwards. The weaseler then moves the fingers in a waving motion such as tentacles flailing from the body of an octopus.
Such circumstances can be avoided by not making the event public (e.g. on facebook or twitter) and avoiding talking about the event around a potential weaseler.
Weaselers can be identified by the lack of social life, obsession with one or more of the parties and an overall interest of the event.
A weaseler can be identified by their hand gesture. The back of the hand is placed under the chin with the fingers facing outwards. The weaseler then moves the fingers in a waving motion such as tentacles flailing from the body of an octopus.
Circumstance 1.
Boy 1: Hey man want to come to the shopping mall?
Boy 2: Yeah man, fo sho, what time?
Boy 1: How about 2?
Creep/Weasler: Hey guys, what time is it again? and where are we meeting?
Boy 1: No creep. You can't come. You are such a weaseler.
Circumstance 2.
Girl 1: I had a party last weekend and that creep just showed up.
Girl 2: Really? What a weaseler.
Girl 1: I know. He is such a grish.
Girl 2: One time I was on a double date and he invited himself and a girl. He performed the ultimate weasel.
Boy 1: Hey man want to come to the shopping mall?
Boy 2: Yeah man, fo sho, what time?
Boy 1: How about 2?
Creep/Weasler: Hey guys, what time is it again? and where are we meeting?
Boy 1: No creep. You can't come. You are such a weaseler.
Circumstance 2.
Girl 1: I had a party last weekend and that creep just showed up.
Girl 2: Really? What a weaseler.
Girl 1: I know. He is such a grish.
Girl 2: One time I was on a double date and he invited himself and a girl. He performed the ultimate weasel.
by someone who hates weaselers October 13, 2012
"Man, I got all weaseled up in the blankets!"
OR
"hwkki - oops sorry, my fingers were all weaseled on the keyboard."
OR
"hwkki - oops sorry, my fingers were all weaseled on the keyboard."
by WeWereTheTurkey October 05, 2006
Billy Bob:those damn weasels got to my new bull this mornin'
Jethro: Oh really?
Billy Bob: Yup, stole his cahoneys right out from underneet him.
Jethro: those damn weasels!
Jethro: Oh really?
Billy Bob: Yup, stole his cahoneys right out from underneet him.
Jethro: those damn weasels!
by fowzilla December 04, 2003
a person or persons that sneaks behind ones back or steals for personal gain even tho the people he steals from are his good friends and share there family with this wanker. For example
ALEX SIBLEY IS A WEASEL BECAUSE HE STEALS DEALS COS HE HAS NONE OF HIS OWN.... WANKER.....
HE ALSO HAS A MASSIVE VAGINA AND WAGS WORK TO STROKE IT< OTHERWISE IT BARKS AT HIM LIKE HIS MRS DOES EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE HE LETS HER OUT TO PEE.
HE ALSO HAS A MASSIVE VAGINA AND WAGS WORK TO STROKE IT< OTHERWISE IT BARKS AT HIM LIKE HIS MRS DOES EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE HE LETS HER OUT TO PEE.
by Alex Sibley September 16, 2008
A tall, lanky creature, particularly with brown long hair. Evil lying green eyes, with big sucker lips. Resembles a cheerleading dog, and likes to weasel itself out of being a weasel.
Josh, quit being such a fucking WEASEL ! If you look like a weasel, talk like a weasel, and walk like a weasel, you're a damn weasel.
by Kalphat January 09, 2008
by Tumbleweed November 26, 2003