weapon of mass destruction 

Something either very small or not existent.

Mr Berlusconi says: “I have a huge cock and the biggest pair of balls you can find in Italy.”
Mr Bush replies: “ye… right! Weapons of mass destruction!”

weapon of mass destruction by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 1, 2005

Weapon Pikey 

Someone who camps or avoids all combat at an attempt of getting himself all available weapons in an online game, such as Doom.

A cheat.

"Stop being a weapon pikey asshole, I only have a handgun!"

Weapon Pikey by JMM June 22, 2006

weapon of math instruction 

something used to teach math.

protractor, pencil, compass....

all these are weapons of math instruction

weapon of math instruction by spanky February 5, 2004

weapon-tree 

What a dumb ass says when they mean "weaponry".

You should be able to shoot today, depending on what weapon-tree you have.

weapon-tree by The tree expert July 10, 2007

weapon of mass distraction

Attractive woman who turns all heads and distract people by just being being there.

Priya is so pretty, she is a weapon of mass distraction.

weapon of mass distraction by tangy-guy March 15, 2012

weapon whore

Someone who hogs, or "whores" all of the valuable weapons in the video game Halo. The term "weapon whore" can be made more specific by replacing the term "weapon" with the valuable object.

You damn rocket whore!

weapon whore by Toskinator March 23, 2005

weapon of ass destruction

A porno movie. "Weapons of Ass Destruction" Anal sex.

That movie, Weapons of Ass Destruction was hot.

weapon of ass destruction by Jeff Stevens February 3, 2004