wayne

n00b, n00bular, n00btastic, n00b sauce

'Why does this song suck so bad?' - girl
'Cause Wayne's here.'

by maxiney January 18, 2008

wayne

The typical name for a chav pikey townie ned kev. Usually has a girlfriend called Sharron, lives on a council estate and drives either a Ford Escort or a Vauxhall Nova.

Barry: Hey Wayne, let's go cruising round town in our shitty car and shout at young skanky girls.
Wayne: Yeah nice one Barry, we're fucking ace!
Random Passer By: What a complete pair of chavs!

by Jim July 18, 2006

wayne

A scrawny, nerdy, caucasin male; obsessed with video games; wears computer humor shirts and shirts from the 80's to try and be cool and act ghetto. Also drives a 240sx, because he thinks it's cool and everyone else is doing it. Proceed with caution: shoot at first sight.

Boy: Hey, wanna com over and play video games?
Girl: Umm.. no thanks.
Other Boy: You're such a flip'n wayne. GOSH!

by not wayne July 18, 2006

a wayne

a really ugly trampy bloke, who cannot stop gambling

Aaron: Yo Chris, remember that boy from our football tour?
Chris: Who George?
Aaron: Yeah that one!
Chris: He was such a wayne!!

by Feago May 9, 2006

wayne

A kid who is twelve but still where diapers and shits himself. He has no friends and is about 4ft tall and has glasses. He is asian.

Girl 1: Eww it smells bad over here.
Guy1: I know, its cuz wayne is standing there

by pooface77776677peepoo December 17, 2008

wayne

A party foul in which someone purposely shakes and sprays a beer in another person's face.

I just got wayned by my boyfriend, he sprayed his corona all over my face!

by Southparkfreak2 July 7, 2020

Master Wayne

When you see some poor kid fall down while snowboarding and you stop right next to him/her and say:

'Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.'

Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.

by hiphopapottimus February 8, 2009