Waterhead

someone who lacks common sense and intelligence
see also fucknut

That Billy Coakley is a Waterhead.

by spockdm2000 February 4, 2010

waterhead

Definition: A Master Patrolman, without the mental capacity to ever do more in the working world than drive a police cruiser poorly. Usually loved by the public because they feel sorry for him The Master Patrolman usually thinks he is the best worker and is a ladies man. He drools a lot. He will try to get his nonretarded coworkers fired.

Waterheads really like coffee.

waterhead, situation, police, 26 years, she'gone

by the 3 wise men August 27, 2013

Watered Down Gay

"Watered Down Gay" to be "bisexual"

You're a watered down gay

by Closet Nazi 2112 May 26, 2019

Waterhead

A person who has an extremely large forehead so much so that it appears to retaining water

Christina Ricci is pretty famous, for a Waterhead.

by Ron Weed September 10, 2010

Waterbed

(n) When after sex the bed is drenched in sweat.

Dude why is your bed wet?
My girl and I turned it into a waterbed

by Datguy9 August 26, 2012

Waterhead

An individual: who despite my best efforts, cannot understand how to do anything that I've already shown him how to do. This guy is a real problem for retail, because that's all he will ever try to do with his life, even if we offered him a perfectly good job as a flagpole - he would still insist on being a team player. On the upstroke, his head can also be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.

In 1586 John Dee and Sir Edward Kelley, threw suspected Waterheads into the Atlantic Ocean to see if they'd float... Most of them did.

by Dr. Alexander Rosenbridge PhD May 21, 2015

waterhead

another word for baby or small child, usually used as an insult..

that waterhead would not stop crying and their mom thought it was cute.

by Chaostrophy February 25, 2004