2 for 1 walkout

When people realize that the restaurant/bistro they enter doesn't have the buy one meal and get another meal for free deal on. So they proceed to make up an excuse and leave the premises.

The chef, the mailman and the venue manager all had a laugh when four people walked in and couldn't get free meals so they did a 2 for 1 walkout.

by DeeCee73 March 7, 2011

walkout

When all seniors in a high school, on a random day (typically near the end of the school year), at a predetermined time, get up and walkout of class. For high school students, this act represents a final grand act of rebellion at their school, which they despise so much. The better of walkouts work smoothly, without the interference of school authorities, include a big parade that disruptes the school, and is followed by a "skip day" the following day and/or an ingenius prank. The sweetest part of a walkout is when teachers and school authorities attempt to stop it and students walk all over them.

At 2:45 today, our grade had a walkout which went off smoothly, disrupting the school, and tomorrow is our skip day.

by Brian Cohen July 30, 2008

Wasco County Fair

When a cow takes a dump on your chest.

That guy likes to get Wasco County Faired!
Check out that Wasco County Fair on Fuller!
Are you into Wasco County Fair?

by BitchTitsMcphee August 21, 2010

Waska

A reply to a forum post question which suggests against said action or suggests a wildly variable option while completely disregarding the limits placed on the problem by the original poster

OP: How do I reset my IP address without rebooting my computer
Waska1: Just reboot your computer
Waska2: I wouldn't reset my IP, i would just wait until it does it on its own.

by mkultra January 23, 2013

wassock

Lancashire dialect word, only ever used light-heartedly as a very mild insult. Pronounced 'wazzock' rather than with an 's' sound. Once famously appeared on a hit record by Tony Capstick, giving it a brief period of popularity with schoolkids, including me, but now only uttered without a degree of irony by coffin dodgers.

No, you wassock, I said Settle, not Seattle!

by cactuscat September 14, 2006

washoka monkey

A washoka monkey is simply when you crap on the floor, take the crap, and use it as a lubricant to masturbate yourself doing the "monkeystyle" masturbation.

Kevin washoka monkey yesterday.

by blackcocker December 6, 2006

wankometer

It's a device to measure how many wanks you are doing to the hour.

"Oy! You filthy little pervert! You were doing at least 40, and this is a built up area!"

"Sorry officer, I think my wankometer must be broken."

"OK sir put that throbbing red rod back in your trousers and we'll say no more about it."

by TommyTosspot April 11, 2009