Tijuana sock-warmer

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket

Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.

by ubermonk December 19, 2010

Nice and Warm

Phrase displaying admiration for something, be the subject beauty, general content, or style.

Expressions of the term can sometimes be shortened to the simple, monosyllabic adjective 'Warm'.

Admired for its versatility, the phrase can often be adapted to more creative utterances, such as 'It's a bit warm out'.

Did you see that new weathergirl on the news?

No, what was she like?

Nice and warm.

by Fodman March 6, 2011

heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.

Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?

by Dafghdugresgcdf December 7, 2013

Global Warming

An increase in the average temperature of the earth's atmosphere, especially a sustained increase sufficient to cause climatic change.

"Stop Global Warming!"

by Jomofoshobro May 26, 2006

Global Warming Pig

A pig that contributes to climate change because of it's lifestyle.

Oh god look at the Global Warming Pig!

by bismouth May 19, 2010

Warm Wanter

1. Someone who lives in a cold region of the world who secretly hopes for Global Warming to accelerate.
2. The anti-scientific feeling you get in Michigan when it snows -- AGAIN -- in late April or early October.
3. A surrender to climatic selfishness at the expense of global environmental collapse.

John became a Warm Wanter after it snowed on Earth Day -- April 22 -- for the fourth year in a row!

by Peter Kobs May 18, 2009

sleep warm

when an individual becomes 130 degrees to the touch while lying under blankets and sleeping, but the person is not over-heated themself

My girl was sleep warm when I got back from the bathroom, so I was toasty again in no time.

by maz33 August 5, 2007