Wankateer

Usually reserved for marketing professionals that come up with ridiculous claims loosely based on science, or more specifically make the science fit the claim by any means possible.

Loot at the marketing wank on this, the wankateers have been busy with this one.

by RCB78 June 9, 2020

Wankaloid

A snobby person who drinks Craft Beer and looks down their noses at none Craft Beer drinkers whilst wanking about it

Oi Lads! Look at that bunch of poncy Wankaloids, drinking craft beer! Why can't beer taste like beer!

by Mike Smalley June 17, 2021

Briefcase wanka

Briefcase wanka. Where do I start this person is your best friend! The funniest fucker out. Can brighten up the room with there bangin humour. You will deffo miss them if you don’t have them around. Can entertain anyone and anything. a major hot bitch and does not have a dangler!!!

“briefcase wanka is a right laugh ”

by Briefcase wanka April 30, 2019

Blody wanka

A more bri’ish was of saying “bloody wanker”

Oy m8 come teh London yeah, I’ll rip ya bones out ya blody wanka

by cryo-kun May 4, 2021

fockin wanka

A very British way of saying ‘what a bitch’ or ‘what an asshole

Look at that fockin wanka, he’s such a loser

by chasersl July 1, 2021

wankarse bastard

An allteration to the term wankarse, just your average wankarse who lacks knowledge of themselves being such a wankarse.

David, fuck off being such a wankarse bastard!

by Lewis J D January 10, 2008

wankage

leftover dried up semen from masturbation

Timmy's room was covered in wankage

by Big Frank the Tank March 8, 2016