The Palace of Earthly Delights. The place where you can go to buy donuts, condoms, and Diablo II all in one stop. The employees are known as "associates" and while the customers are often stereotyped as being redneck white trash, many affluent people shop there as well because a bargain is a bargain.
Associate #1: "Say, isn't that Cornelius W. Plunkett III over there in the soft drink aisle? He shops at Walmart?"
Associate #2: "Yup, that special we're running on Diet Pepsi is a hit! Fwee!"
Associate #2: "Yup, that special we're running on Diet Pepsi is a hit! Fwee!"
by GV-Tanith September 26, 2008
by silly moose June 04, 2005
The largest company in the world, a valuble serfvice to all comunities. Man feel that it is destroying small businesses, but in reallity it is just following the basic rules of capitolism. the payed 30 billion in local sales taxes last year.
Hey, I found all this stuff on sale at walmart for half of what it would cost if it was "american made",(walmart employs 2 million americans so it dosnt matter where the shit comes from) and i got this nifty sticker! go walmart!!
by republican88 September 17, 2005
Walmart is a good shooting range
by kill the fucking niggers August 11, 2019
by Nobleus September 26, 2015
Walmart is a place were you can shop cheap for your needs like I do I've bought stough from there forever and you should to your local Walmart is a epic place to shop you should shop there to.
by Aadenupdikeyt October 25, 2019