walk of shame 

The walk someone makes on their way to clean themselves up from jacking off into their pants.

“Man, I had to make the walk of shame all the way home because I choked the chicken in class.”

walk of shame by handsoffmyspuds September 15, 2021

Walk of shame 

When a private citizen proves that their stance is lawful and correct to a public servant which causes him to turn around and walk away from the situation.

That cop just did the walk of shame because I proved to him that I am on public property and I have a right to be here!

Walk of shame by Carolima in Fort Worth December 15, 2021

Walk of Shame 

After a drunk night, you wake and next
to you is a dirty plate of greasy junk food you consumed and forgot you ate. You feel shame and realize you consumed an insane amount of calories and ruined your healthy diet. You pick up the dirty dish and walk it to the sink and try to clean up all evidence of your glutinous night.

Beatrice woke to a plate of half finished nachos and had a walk of shame with the plate to the sink.

Walk of Shame by Hezzzzy May 24, 2024

International Walk of Shame 

Spending 10+ hours travelling back from a week long transatlantic booty call... sitting on one of those little haemorrhoid do-nuts cos you're so sore economy seating just won't cut it.....

Look at that poor girl in the seat opposite, she walked on to the plane like John Wayne trailing two suitcases behind her... must be doing the ol' international walk of shame!

International Walk of Shame by 10pounds of yorkshire beef January 5, 2011

theme park walk of shame 

This is when you get in line for a ride at a theme park, yet towards the end of the queue your nerves take over, and you decide against it. Then you have to walk back through the crowd while they subtly intimidate and laugh at you, hence walk of shame.

I was gonna go on Colossus with a friend, but once we got to the end of the queue I pussied out and had to do the theme park walk of shame.

theme park walk of shame by Kempo September 6, 2006

academic walk of shame 

when you walk into class wearing the same clothes as the day before, evidently having spent the night cramming

cat was wearing that shirt when i left the library last night at 1am, typical academic walk of shame...

academic walk of shame by mamothman October 13, 2010

The Walk of Shame 

walking home still wearing your clothes from the night before the morning after staying over at a guy/girl's house that you met at bar or party. Alcohol is usually involved in your decision to go home with them.

she took The Walk of Shame, still wearing her dress and heels, at 6am.

The Walk of Shame by G-spot February 24, 2004