Bobby Wagner

Arguably the greatest middle linebacker currently in the NFL.

Dang! Bobby Wagner got some huge arms.

by Seattle8538537 August 18, 2020

David wagner

Better than the Leeds manager and really sexy

David wagner will bang your mum

by Elliot Powell June 6, 2017

Ryan Wagner

Hottest guy alive. Likely was bred in a lab by aliens to attract females. Well endowed.

I really want to f*** Ryan Wagner

by Swankdank November 17, 2019

Chris Wagner

When client is told workers are approaching burn out, they do absolutely nothing and lose them anyway. Nature is to squeeze every last drop of resources to their advantage and cut cost as much as possible.

Cat's pulling a Chris Wagner .

by CLOLO December 10, 2019

Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020

Sgt Wagner

The main topic of the song "We all love you Sgt Wagner", from an old cartoon which ends with 'Sgt Wagner' being blown up while piloting a helicopter; exclaiming "Waaaagh!!".

"We all love you Sgt Wagner, tuck me in my little wooden bed. Sing us a song Sgt Wagner, through worst and berg let me wake and hear the birds"

by Helos98765 January 23, 2023

Levi Wagner

When you have to vigorously masturbait so you’re not stiff.

The other night I had to Levi Wagner before the big game.

by Fetzl October 16, 2019