Wrestling

What the students in high school play during the winter season since they are too short and uncoordinated and pretty much just too un-athletic to play basketball.

Johnny sucked at basketball in gym class but decided to join the wrestling team so he could feel like he was worth a shit by taking other guys down on the mat without realizing he was a total fag! Enjoy the 20 people that come and watch your wrestling meets, Johnny!

by I ain't no whore June 20, 2009

wrestling

A sport in which people in it think its the hardest thing ever, until they have done other sports and then they realize that it really isnt harder or cooler than most other sports.

I thought wrestling was hard, but then swam across the ocean and it really isnt that hard anymore.

by w00000000000t December 28, 2005

Wrestling

The only sport in which groping and dry humping your opponent is considered acceptable. Invented by homosexual Greek Olympiads in the early 1300s B.C., it was originally played completely in the nude. Modern society has rejected this style professionally, but homosexuals still practice the original tradition worldwide. In modern instances of this sport, heterosexual men have embraced this sport for proving to themselves that they are indeed better than the smarter and smaller men and claim that writhing on the floor with another man is merely for the athletic purposes.

Sure, wrestling may be a rigorous activity, but it's a little too awkward for me.

by Cannibalistic Cucumber January 5, 2011

wrestling

complete shit sport. avoid in high school, its boring and not fun at all. play basketball, football, anything else instead, it's a lot funner. team sports rule, individual sports suck (except track & field, thats cool).

In the words of one of the football players: "Wrestling is shit, football is the shit!"

by defensive lineman July 19, 2005

wrestling

A form of sports entertainment in which scrawny, muscular, and woman engage in high risk stunts. Wrestlers can compete wearing spandex, street clothes or lingere (only the women do that). It provides entertainment for somewhat blood-thirsty neanderthals and those who view all of the angles, heel and face turns from a psycological standpoint. It also provides entertainment for great fans of comedey when they pull stunts such as spraying a giant with "sewage" and putting various items into a wood chipper.
And besides all of you hormonal members of the male gender like to see the divas with the huge fake tits manhandle each other.

"Jaime baby, your log is not big enough to put in the wood chipper (Jaime then looks down at crotch and yells "it is big") but I can definantly put a certain fur coat in."

by Nefret Salzberg (wrestling mark extrodanare) March 1, 2005

Wrestling

A Sport which everyone tries to defend with allegations as, you have to dehydrate, be anorexic, and an insomniac to compete in. see Mary-Kate Olsen

just for 6 minutes? Please Football players are on the pitch for 90mins straight, and you guys are claiming to be tough with 6 minutes? get a life you sorry bastards, and let's not get started about MMA fighters.

Wrestler: "My ideal body, is that of Mary-Kate Olsen"

Me: "Wrestling is gay, and so are you"

by Goose B July 6, 2009

Wrestling

How parents try to cover up their sexual interactions when they are caught by their child.

"Mommy, what are you and Daddy doing?"
"We're just wrestling sweetie."

by Ninja Dragoness December 15, 2016