I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.

Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009

by zaphod13 June 29, 2023

i would suck the shit outta emilys toes

danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!

this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"

by anonymous December 13, 2020

i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you

tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed

by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009

I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too!

When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.

During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform

by Sugei July 16, 2023

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.

by Elthrin November 8, 2013

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids

The catch phrase used by every single villain in a Scooby Doo episode.

Some Scooby Doo cast member pulls off the mask of the monster and some random person that appeared in the episode's face is revealed. He then shouts, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"

by Exor January 15, 2004

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

The catchphrase that the villians of the television show "Scooby Doo" would utter after being apprehended and unmasked.

"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

by Jinkies September 11, 2006