woof

slang term for crook

the woof took money from the bank

by bullsfan239712 December 25, 2007

Woof

(v): To anger in a certain way, like to mock or dis. When someone suspects his friend is making fun of him, he must scream "ARE YOU WOOFING ME?!?" to said person.

Chris was woofing Collin all day by teasing him about the fact that his favorite basketball team lost in their game last weekend.

by Dakota Warren March 22, 2011

woof

a dog

"is that your woof that just pissed on my Yorkie's head?"
"damnnn right it is!"

by goteamv June 26, 2008

Woof

Though mainly used in the Gay community to signify the Bear in the relationship. With the advent of Social Media (ie. FaceBook, Twitter, MySpace etc) Guys use it as a secret way of communicating their pack matesWhen he posts woof on a certain womans posts or timeline, wall etc. He is informing his friends that this is a Bitch he wants to rape doggie style. Most women think they are being complimented when actually they are being Dissed

On FACEBOOK:
Tina: Just got home from Pilates and I'm stoked, my butts getting tight
Randal: 'Woof'
(then in private to his friends "I wanna break her over like a double barrels shotgun and jack my round in her chamber

RapeSexual Conquest

by ALW 446 September 13, 2014

Woof

Used to remark on something that sounds dirty. Similar to 'that's what she said' only not childish and outdated. Usually used with double entendres.

“Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.” Woof.
― L. Frank Baum

by svak.fk;vsb August 15, 2016

Woof

A sound a dog makes

woof woof, bow wow, pant says the dog

by catsrulesomuch May 3, 2019

Woof

the noise of a dog

woof! woof! arf!

by catsrulesomuch June 17, 2019