wooden nickel

This term is used when a person is being manipulated or lied to.

That pimp just handed her a wooden nickel to get her to bring him all her money.

by yesidid December 26, 2009

wooden pickle

A pickle made of wood. Much like the one that George Washington owned.

George Washington bit into his wooden pickle and broke his teeth, and the rest is history.

by Master Queef, Esq. November 8, 2010

Wooden indian

you fuck a girl with a wooden indian an then throw her in front of a bus

ii totally just did the ol' wooden indian on that skank the other night

by Dr. FuH-ZOoLeE September 22, 2004

The Wooden Spoon

Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.

"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"

Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"

by Nicko Tay July 5, 2020

Wooden Overcoat

Cockney rhyming slang for a coffin.

"I love my house so much, the only way I will leave is wearing a wooden overcoat."

by The-Twitching-Peanut December 28, 2005

Wooden Spooning

The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve

I was wooden spooning my bitch.

by Jay-Jayster September 18, 2009

the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

the wooden squirrel is sexy

by trippyskippy January 13, 2011