(Adj.) Refers to someone who is extremely high and has squinted eyes because of it. Derived from the word "Wong" which is a common Asian last name.
"Wow, look at Cameron. He's so wong-status right now"
"After smoking marijuana, one may experience the act of being wong-status."
"After smoking marijuana, one may experience the act of being wong-status."
by SwagOG November 17, 2011
Get the Wong-status mug.The art of winging it in mong style. Basically having a red hot crack at doing something in a manner that defies all reason and logic. This can include actions performed by accident or without realization by an individual lacking in physical and cerebral ability and of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity (refer to fucktard). However, more often than not the individual is fully aware of and blissfully carefree to the fact that their actions are insanely fucked up, that they are prone to fucking up and that they have questionable mental capacity (refer to fuckmonkey or douche).
Example 1: "Fuck Trev, I know your mum is a cumdumpster but she offered to blow me. I wasn't sure what to do so I just wonged it! Man she sucks a good dick!"
Example 2: "Not sure if attaching these electrodes to my balls will fix my erectile disfunction, but fuck it, I'm just gonna wong it!".
Example 2: "Not sure if attaching these electrodes to my balls will fix my erectile disfunction, but fuck it, I'm just gonna wong it!".
by OneSwollenNut September 24, 2013
Get the Wong It mug.Jessica and I were fucking last night and I got the left over Chinese from the fridge and poured the noodles all over her titties and made some Wong tong titties
by 13-50=47 June 16, 2016
Get the wong tong titties mug.Wong yukei better known as lucas is a guy from NCT who is the sexiest hottest guy ever!! He is a flirty person but is so sexy it makes you want to pass away and be fucked by him he seduces everyone with his face and abs
He is very tall but so HOT!! If anyone think he isn’t sexy they have issues! His face everything makes you want to have sex with him and make out because of his looks and personality yeah he might have child personality but trust me when he gets horny i bet he is good at sex by the way he acts and his photo shoots!
He is very tall but so HOT!! If anyone think he isn’t sexy they have issues! His face everything makes you want to have sex with him and make out because of his looks and personality yeah he might have child personality but trust me when he gets horny i bet he is good at sex by the way he acts and his photo shoots!
by BabyBear_xuxi January 12, 2021
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Noun
1. A person who made a mistake or regretted
decision (I goofed up kinda thing)
EX- Bob: "Hey didn't you buy that cheap tv right?"
Tom: Yeah! I did, I was a Wong Dong
2. A penis
EX- "Please keep your Wong-Dong in your pants"
3. Someone who acts like a douche, jerk or dick Can be Male Or Female
EX- Tracy:"OMG bob was being such a Jerk to you
Becky!!!
Becky:" Hes been that way all week,He is starting to
be a real Wongdong!
Noun
1. A person who made a mistake or regretted
decision (I goofed up kinda thing)
EX- Bob: "Hey didn't you buy that cheap tv right?"
Tom: Yeah! I did, I was a Wong Dong
2. A penis
EX- "Please keep your Wong-Dong in your pants"
3. Someone who acts like a douche, jerk or dick Can be Male Or Female
EX- Tracy:"OMG bob was being such a Jerk to you
Becky!!!
Becky:" Hes been that way all week,He is starting to
be a real Wongdong!
by Serious Joker August 1, 2014
Get the Wong Dong mug.Its when a man stick his dick in the ass of an asian woman who didn't want it there and she screams Wong ho song ho wong ho
by Cletus junker December 18, 2018
Get the Wong ho mug.A plain old massive cock, johnson, penis, tallywhacker, wang, dick, willie, pink torpedo, schlong and/or twig and berries.
We're talking huge here.
We're talking huge here.
Dude 1: "Ouch, what happened to your head?"
Dude 2: "Some guy's Wong Tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion."
Dude 1: "Uff. Was he hard?"
Dude 2: "As a brick! He's probably gay."
Chick: "A shame."
Dude 2: "Some guy's Wong Tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion."
Dude 1: "Uff. Was he hard?"
Dude 2: "As a brick! He's probably gay."
Chick: "A shame."
by Everybody's Homefry June 10, 2008
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