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Kentucky wet wipe

When you spit on the toilet paper and then wipe your butt with it.
I feel super fresh, clean, and confident after my Kentucky wet wipe.
by Craigt113 April 13, 2019
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wired in

In the moment whilst programming. When you are in full swing and a distraction would be a really bad thing to happen.
John: Steve, ask Luke if he wants to come to the pub.
Steve: I wouldn't, he's wired in atm!
by shukii October 22, 2010
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Wipe a nigga nose

"i'll wipe a nigga nose"
wipe a nigga nose- kill somebody
by xxslimx March 31, 2017
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born to shit, forced to wipe

real pain.

everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.
lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.
by borntoshitforcedtowipe August 10, 2020
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Wipe your mouth

When someone is defending/supporting a public figure who doesn’t even know or care who they are. Not just any sort of defending/supporting, we’re talking dickriding.
Dickrider (DR): Elon is such a relatable guy. He posts memes and shitposts. He’s one of us!! He’s gonna bring freedom to twitter and end censorship!! :O

Non-DR: Wipe your mouth, please sir.
by AverageNonDickRider April 15, 2022
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Wisconsin Windshield Wiper

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth
by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010
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no wiper

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all
EDDIE: hey man, i thought you went to take a shit

PIERCE: yeah dude im done, it was a no wiper
by ronnie_e November 5, 2010
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