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wifin'

(vb.) Action of intimacy strictly forbidden in most clubs, under penalty of a twenty dollar fee.
Kermit got caught wifin' in da club, so he had to pay Mr. Browz $20.
by designated deriver March 3, 2011
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Wifisexual

A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.
Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."
by J4keSully January 5, 2013
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William Hartnell

The first actor to portray The Doctor in the BBC television program, originally premiering as the first doctor on 23rd of November 1963 in "An Unearthly Child". His companion was his "Granddaughter", Susan Foreman. He was replaced by Patrick Throughton on the 5th of November 1966 in "The Power Of The Daleks"
The Doctor: One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me I am not mistaken in mine. (William Hartnell as The Doctor)
by TheAtariNerd February 2, 2013
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WiFitard

A disparaging term for a person who knows absolutely nothing about WiFi technology or how to access it.
As the WiFitard poster child, I am not fluent in the use of or the languages spoken by a router.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020
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William Cumming

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william moseley

An actor from England who is best known for playing "Peter Pevensie" in "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe." At the end of the movie he and his brother and sisters are made kings and queens of Narnia.
"And to the clear northern skies, King Peter the Magnificent. Once a king or Queen of Narnia, always a king or queen."
~Aslan talking about William Moseley's character, Peter.
by ThaddeusTheThird April 11, 2006
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Willi Vieyra

Willy - A wanna be crip and yelled “soowoo” coming into class. Once he learned about actual chicago gangs he “turned” to wannbe a GD. He has GD in everything in his bio until his retirement from “being in the field” too long (he lives in the really nice part of the west side” In general he’s a fat lard that simps over anything but has yet to even get a kiss from a woman. Instead he streams and becomes fatter each and everyday of his worthless life
Yooo you herd Willi vieyra is still simping over casandra, Sofia and Julie
by Brandon the Latin Kking September 15, 2020
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