whoopi ruler

A nun dominatrix that loves to enslave helpless college girls with the slap of her elongated measuring device.

Laura loves to get punished by her whoopi ruler.

by John and Laura June 20, 2006

Whoopie Cushion

When you push on a girls stomach and it causes a queef.

A-swag just whoopie cushioned the shit out of L-dizzle.

by Poopy pants squad March 08, 2020

Whoopie pie

when ur partner spanks u while u are simultaneously receiving a cream pie

“omg frank did u just give me a whoopie pie?!”

by shjaoaiql November 07, 2020

whoopi goldberg

To have had meagre success, only to be universally hated soon after.

David Blaine is so Whoopi Goldberg

by Brain McFadden August 22, 2005

Whoopie Cannon

After cumming inside her, with her ass up, fill the vagina with air like a balloon with your mouth; next anal doggy style, thrust once in all the way and shove your balls into her vagina as far as possible, then you both fall forward and the massive queef will blow your balls out with force making a whoopie cannon.

Damn dude may nuts is killin me!

Why's that?

I got mah bitch drunk enough to try the whoopie cannon last night

*HIGH FIVE*

by Anita Lott Moore February 04, 2010

Whoopie Nuggets

1. Boobs

2. To be kick ass/awsome

I want to touch your whoopie nuggets

Dude that pee was so whoopie nuggets

by Hood69er June 11, 2006

Whoopi Goldberg

Eating/licking the dried faecal remains tangled in the hair around the asshole area.

Dad: 'Would you nail that girl?'

Keith:' Fuck yeah man, I would Whoopi Goldberg her!'

by OldYag October 08, 2009