Whisker Dick

When your pubic hairs are at the length where you can't decide if you want to trim them or not

Guy1: Bro, i have whisker dick right now, what should i do?
Guy2: Are you banging that chick this weekend?
Guy1: No man shes busy
Guy2: Screw it do it later

by Jawlian August 20, 2010

whisky dick

when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up

yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun

by whiskydicker19 March 5, 2019

Wiskey Dick

to have consumed so much alcohol that you can no longer get an erection.

Rob : " man I tried to have sex with that crazy hoe last night but I got wiskey dick! "

by Findawg January 20, 2009

whiskey-dicking

Not to be confused with "whiskey dick"

Whiskey dicking: When you have a hard on that lasts for hours without ejactualating.

"My God baby have you still not came yet?!?!"

"No baby, I'm whiskey-dicking !

by Hwoody March 7, 2016

whiskey-dicked dollar

When a bill is too limp to be accepted by a jukebox or change machine.

Q: Hey, did you get change for the pool table?
A: I tried, but the only money I had was this whiskey-dicked dollar.

by baby sea tuna January 10, 2008

whisky dick

a case of erectile dysfunction do to excessive alcohol consumption

I think he had whisky dick, because slept downstairs in his girlfriend's apartment after getting back from the bar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 10, 2009

whisky dick

noun: what a guy gets if he has had to much to drink or too much "nose candy."

"when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had whisky dick."

by is that really necessary? March 10, 2003