That's What Your Mum Said Last Night

The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.

Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*

by Static November 10, 2003

That's What She Said

Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best

#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*

#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*

#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*

#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*

- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*

- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*

- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)

*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

by NoRock King of TWSS: Soul Food April 23, 2009

That's what she said!

A term used to turn any phrase or sentence into a sexual joke.

"What if it gets stuck in there?"
"That's what she said!"

"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"

by Piece of pie December 5, 2009

that's what she said!

A phrase used when someone says something that could be taken the wrong way.
NOTE: Severely annoying when overused.

Person 1: Why is this so hard?
Person 2: That's what she said!

P1: Hang on, let me grab my pencil.
P2: That's what she said!

P1: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
P2: That's what sh-
P1: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

by IT'S_OVER_9000 February 22, 2012

that's what you said

Similar to that's what she said, but much more useful because it works in any situation. When you say this to someone else, it will most likely confuse the other person.

Anuj: I ate curry last night.
Tomo: That's what you said!
Anuj: Um... Yeah I did?

by AnusMan2010 July 8, 2010

That’s what they all say

The term is used for when someone says something that is a commonly used phrase.

Boy: “I’m sorry I can’t hangout I have to do my homework”

Other boy: “That’s what they all say!”

by Nephele April 21, 2019

it's what my character would do

The phrase most often spoken after someone commits something outrageous or uncalled for with their RPG character, usually in Dungeons and Dragons.

Karl: "I stab Tim's character."
Tim: "Hey, what the hell man, they've barely spoken!"
Karl: "It's what my character would do."

by TheGaardenator December 2, 2019