Wedgie 

A form of punishment carried out by bullies on other kids for being weak, annoying, a loser, nerd, geek, or freshmen. Comes in many painful variations, but all with the same purpose: pain and humiliation to the victim!

When I was 13 these bullies cornered me in the locker room. I tried to run away but they grabbed me and stripped me to my tighty whities. They grabbed my waistband and yanked, giving me a huge wedgie!! All the other boys cheered as the bullies hoisted me into the air and hung me on a hook by my briefs, causing extreme pain to my buttcrack. Then everyone in the locker room hit me in the balls 50 times each. They left and I hung there for 80 minutes!! That was a very painful wedgie.

Wedgie by Wedgievictim June 6, 2012

Wedgie 

A form of punishment used widely throughout American High Schools, in which the receiver's underwear is yanked violently up into their buttcrack, often causing extreme pain and chafing.

I used to give this freshman atomic wedgies until he cried. He was really short and small so it was easy to give him some really powerful wedgies that made him unable to sit for hours or even days afterwards. The best time was when I gave him a frontal wedgie so hard it bruised his nuts. Those were the glory days.

Wedgie by Rappunk799 June 15, 2014

Wedgie 

A painful experience wen the bak of ur underwear is pulled up ur bak wit gr8 strength

1 time changin 4 gym my friend came up behind me nd shouted WEDGIE so every1 in my class came and gave me a wedgie. They gave me an atomic wedgie nd den changed it 2 a hangin wedgie nd left me in their locker til after gym. wen dey let me down dey gave me a swirlie nd a wedgie at the same time. He did this 2 my other friend aswell so we got bak at my friend last time he slept over. We gave him a hangin wedgie na made him drink loads of water so he peed himself nd made him sleep in it. B4 we let him down we kicked him in the nuts nd den we gave him a swirlie. He hasnt given us a wedgie since but we keep doin it 2 him 2 make sure he dosent do it 2 us.

Wedgie by Payback giver January 4, 2009

Wedgie 

When a person grabs another persons boxers while they are still wearing them and painfully pulls them up as hard as they can.

I was given a wedgie by my friends and my boxers were pulled over my head. The 3 of them were spending the night for the next two weeks while my parents were away and didn't let me pick it out the entire time!! Every time I tried to, they would each kick me as hard as they could in the balls exactly 100 times while the other 2 held me down. It hurt like hell!!

Wedgie by Chris December 27, 2003

Wedgie 

a punishment for all losers, geeks, and nerds who wear tighty whiteys

I and some buddies (all seniors) were in the locker room when we spotted the three biggest nerds in the school. They played W.O.W. all day and talked about it at school. We noticed they had tighty whiteys. All five of us seniors dragged them to the toilets where we gave them swirlies. Then we gave them bondage wedgies by duct taping their hands and feet together after stripping them down to their underwear. We gave their underwear a strong yank each and then heard the P.E. teacher coming so we threw them in the supply closet (nobody goes there). We only had one period left so we knew they was "safe" there. The teachers didnt noticed their absence because we had huge classes.After last period we got our victims and threw them in our car. They were still wedgied and duct taped (and still only in they undies). We knew their parent were away so we took our time. At my house my parents were gone too, so the torture began. We gave them some real bad wedgies. From atomic to jock lock. Then we drew dicks on their face with sharpie. Then the GRAND FINALE commenced. We then duct tapped bags of warm water on their hands so they would piss themselves silly. We hooked one nerds underwear to the flagpole and left him up there. The other two were duct tapped together in a sexual position (one humping the other). We placed the gays in a park where the cool seniors hung out. We took tons of pictures!!! The flagpole nerd cried and pissed himself all day and we fed him a laxative. We did the same to the homo nerds and they crapped and pissed all over each other. I salute Freshman Friday!!!

Wedgie by TheSenior September 20, 2009

wedgie 

when you are wearing some sort of underwear (boxers, briefs, tighty whities, thongs ect.) and pulls it very high so it rides up your butt crack. or in the front squishing a guys balls (also called penis, nuts, ect.) this is painful and most people love it. try giving yourself a wedgie at home or somthing while your alone!

my friends spent the night for the entire weekend and well of course i fell asleep first and well they put my hand in water and when i woke up i was in a hanging wedgie (where your underwear is on somthing that lifts you up off the ground completely) and scince if your hand is soaked in water while you sleep i was peeing myself the entire time in that major wedgie!

wedgie by Felix Smit December 28, 2005

wedgie 

a wedgie is where a a kids underwear such as boxers, boxer briefs and briefs are lifted up and lifted up ontop of their head. note: briefs hurt the most =( WEAR BOXER BRIEFS!!!! u will not get picked on and they dont hurt in wedgies.... boxers hurt!!!!!!

Last year in 7th grade i went over my friends house. His parents left... to get some things. so it was just me and chaud.. Chaud said 'hey, u wanna fly' i said ' what do u mean' and he then pansted me.. revealing my tighty whiteys... His older brother came and and took my pants off and ran away with them. then Chaud took my tighty whiteys and lifted them up and gave me a huge flying wedgie. He then put me on a hook in his room and hung ther efor 10 minutes... I had to beg for my pants back and i was to let chaud and his bro ball tap me 2 times each to get my pants back..Chaud never told anyone and hes still my best friend and ill get revenge I was up in the air!

wedgie by psudonm April 3, 2009