Watermelon

The egg of a snake, as thought of in common lofian lore

Dont touch that watermelon, it might hatch soon.

by Philip Sap June 13, 2008

Watermelon

Green on the outside, red on the inside.

Basically most environmentalist extremists, particularly global warming alarmists.

Watermelon: "we need to put a price on carbon!"

Person: "fuck off you socialist/commie douchebag"

by UziSuicide101 August 19, 2010

watermeloning

a word that refers to an incredibly stupid statement and/or including the word 'watermelon' or any other related fruit.

Person 1: "I might go pick up a book on how to read."
Person 2: "Dude, stop watermeloning. Come have some fruit and yogurt."

by Skitzo Dancer A April 6, 2008

watermelon

old people sex.

watermelon is wet and cruchy.
ew.

by brittanyxbizarre June 23, 2008

watermelon

summer at its finest 🍉🍉

summer is watermelon

by Bestie4ever June 7, 2021

Watermelon

An evil creature that must be stopped

Watermelon man: *Kills water melon*

Melons: *seek revenge*

by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020

Watermelon

Watermelon (noun) A food favorited by cotton picking playas. Usually preferred to be sautéed with barbecue sauce and served with ice cold Kool Aid.

Tyrone: He gots the watermelon!
Demitrious: Yeah slime let’s steal it!

by Pube plucker December 20, 2020