pork watching

To watch someone/something while relentlessly eating pork. Popularized by Joe Gatto

I ate 3 pounds of pork while watching you earlier, sorry for pork watching you bro

by xSkulkerR February 6, 2018

dildo watch

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

by Tom Mcfillihan September 26, 2008

Nights watch

the best server on discord.this server is almost perfect with the sole flaw of some shit members like jose and redpee

adarsh: dr crazy is so cool he is the best member of this server nights watch. i wish i was like him
zoro(chamaar):yeah me too the worst member of this server is redpee
kanishk:?kick redpea
redpea is kicked
kanishk now this server is perfect

by Doctorcrazy089 September 6, 2021

gypsy watch

To look out for and guard a particular area from thieves. The area does not need to contain especially valuable items. A common task usually delegated to a friend when having a house party, also the primary responsibility for mall security personnel.

Hey Bill, I need you to be on gypsy watch tonight, last time I had a house party my fondue set went missing. Make sure it doesn't happen again.

by Rooks November 27, 2007

hey watch this

Hey watch this---The last thing sombody yells out before they fuck up bad.

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into 3 inches of water.

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

Watch Netflix

Going over to a significant others house and "watching Netflix" which starts out as cute spooning and cuddle which eventually escalates into intense making out and in most cases ends in sexual intercourse.

Girl: Hey mom I'm going over to Liam's house to watch Netflix *wink*

Mom: ok sweetie have fun
Girl: oh I will ;)

by Elliottestarryeyes March 30, 2015

Jizz Watch

Similar to a pearl necklace, a jizz watch is when you cum on a girls wrist and it looks like a watch. First heard on the song uptown funk.

I like to cum on time, so I gave my girl a jizz watch.
-ZNA
Don't believe me, jizz watch
-Uptown Funk

by ZNA March 9, 2015