volunteer henchman

A cynical coward of wantonly sadistic and sub-human moral character who is always desperate to participate in easy victories of any sort. He or she can be seen in the wild slithering out from under some rock to immediately and automatically take the side of all obvious predators and victimizers, against any of their "whining loser" victims.

Can be republican or democrat, because they're both basically the same thing nowadays anyway.

Whatever you do, don't let Duane hear you talk about what your company did to you; all he'll do is call you a "whiner" and paint you as some kind of spoiled and "disgruntled ingrate". That's just the way he is -- he's a volunteer henchman.

by C'est Logique March 16, 2012

volunteurocrat

An organizer who repeatedly dominates position of responsibility and decision making by sheer virtue of having the capacity and resources to volunteer. This should not be confused with rank and file control, which requires broad rank and file participation.

A quarter of the branch is volunteurocrats keeping everything running, and the other three quarters keep quitting in two months because they don't plug into the work, so they have to keep getting easy recruits from campus. The cream of the volunteurocracy gets skimmed off into the nonprofit staff pool every election cycle.

by plotnik March 5, 2020

volunteer turd bodea

The refreshing unexpected splash back of toilet water into your ballon knot when your spincter doesn't close fast enough. Usually caused by an extremely dense turd shot out at high velocity.

Rick loved the cool refreshness from the volunteer turd bodea he recieved after taking his dump after slamming beers and eating peanuts the night before.

by Lickster October 16, 2008

M.E.V.O. (Mahwah Environmental Volunteers Organization)

The Mahwah Environmental Volunteers Organization (M.E.V.O.) was founded in the summer of 2008 by Eric J. Fuchs-Stengel and Samuel A. Berman. After going on numerous hiking expeditions during the summer, the two friends became motivated to preserve the natural beauty of our environment. And so, M.E.V.O. was born. M.E.V.O. is a volunteer organization; its primary goals being to clean up, preserve, and protect the environment. Of course, we understand that we can't do this alone, so it is also our mission to raise awareness about pollution, and to motivate other groups and individuals to help us in this cause. These goals will be accomplished by organizing a variety of activities for our volunteers, from hike-a-thons and bike-a-thons to clean-ups and recycling drives. M.E.V.O. is also a "friendship" organization which volunteers its time to help out other friend and partner organizations that work to protect and enjoy the environment as much as M.E.V.O.. Because ultimately, saving the environment and planet is going to be a team effort. And it won't be easy, but it will definitely be worth it.

Guy #1: Man i wanna help save the world, but i don't know how (sad)
Guy #2: Dude we should join, M.E.V.O. (Mahwah Environmental Volunteers Organization), they have several chapters all over New Jersey
Guy #1: Yeah!!! thats a GREAT idea (happy)

by Gorillafaceoff April 21, 2011

volunteered

What happens to you when your boss forces you to volunteer for something

"I hate my job. My boss totally volunteered me to do the budget"

by ScottG April 16, 2007

Volunteer

Some 8 year old who randomly presses “don’t add” on your Urban Dictionary definition

That volunteer didn’t even read my definition

by Bronelson April 14, 2020

voluptosaur

an urban word to describe a beautiful woman, someone posessed of a curvy physique, a promiscuous person(female),woman posessed of an insatiable sexual drive, prostitute.

be careful of that woman shes a voluptosaur

watch for that girl shell tear up like a voluptosaur

those girls like voluptosaurs are bad news

by Ofan December 15, 2008