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Volcanitits

1)Breasts that are so obnoxiously large that they disturb heterosexual men.

2)Breasts so large that they start to bypass the English alphabet and start to transition into the Greek
"Hey dude, did you see those nasty volcanitits? they were all veiny and gross." "It looked like they would erupt any second!"
by raikun12 October 15, 2009
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volcancellation

variant(s) volcancelation, vulcancellation
verb
1. the act or instance of canceling, delaying, postponing, and generally ruining a scheduled flight or travel plan due to an Icelandic volcanic eruption and its ensuing ash plume.
"Hey man, I thought you were supposed to be in Vienna?"

"Yeah, well, thanks to the Eyjafjallajökull eruption, it's been one volcancellation after another, and its impossible to get through to the airline and rebook my flight! Its a nightmare!"

"Curses!"
by stryyyker April 19, 2010
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Volcano job

When your partner gives you a blowjob after eating something spicy
Darling I would love to but I just had curry. I can give you a volcano job?.
by Doge70 April 12, 2016
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Arabian volcano

When an Arabian male takes a laxative and puts a stick of dinomite up his ass and then when he is just about to shit he ignites the dinomite and it causes an eruption
by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019
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volcano

1. A really good vaporizer that uses bags which fill up with vapor pretty fast. It's expensive as hell, around $500.

2. When a smoker coughs or laughs into a pipe or bong, making shit fly out of the bowl like lava out of a volcano.

3. An opening on a planet where lava comes out.
1. Mary got enough for a vaporizer!

2. God damn it, Jimmy pulled a volcano and all the bud fell out. ):

3. Hawai'i has volcanos.
by contagion; August 20, 2008
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ketchup & mayo volcano

A big red zit with a big white tip. Squeezing causes a massive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.
Mark was going to ground and pound poor Danny Dork, but, Danny Dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into Mark's eye and mouth causing Mark to instantly scream and run to the boy's bathroom.

I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!
by Little Amy June 11, 2006
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Elvis Presley Volcano

The Elvis Presley Volcano is a complex sexual technique as described by DarkestDay:

It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.

So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.

Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.
The Elvis Presley Volcano:
"I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!"
by From LUE May 15, 2006
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