Vlad is gonna be a janitor and eat burgers “for a day” He might find girls if he loses weight. And get mad 24/7
Vlad Trokhavnoskyy you are gay
by Jaskaran Matharoo and leyna May 3, 2022
by J and D July 29, 2019
Anything that does not work, or things that can not be solved, will be solved by Vlad. Vlad is the Master of taking apart things, and fixing things that is broken. We could never survive without it.
by Firestorm0123 April 10, 2018
by Norwegian turtle May 22, 2019
When a guy asks a girl what her safe word is, then fears for his own safety and refuses to have sex with her.
I thought the night was gonna be lit when he asked me about a safe word but he pulled a dirty Vlad. Nobody likes a tease!
by elsbeth March 16, 2022
dirty vlad is when you give oral sex to a girl who's menstruating and sucking her period blood, while she crushes your head with her thighs. this ends when she cums so much that the blood to cum ratio is over 50/50 or when you go unconcious due to lack of oxygen because of the thighs blocking your airways.
person 1: "damn, i still feel a metallic taste in my mouth after pulling off a dirty vlad last night"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
by hero(in) September 9, 2021
While drinking vladimir vodak you become less aware of ugly ass hoes, believing them to be dime pieces.
"Last night i must of put my vlad goggles on becaue i woke up with a slut after drinking all that vlad."
by vladggg September 12, 2008