vista-ruptions

When your Vista's:

a) Internet Explorer stops working for no apparent reason, and then your internet turns to crap for the next approaching 1 - 3 days

or,

b) takes an uncomfortably long amount of time to log in, only to leave you with an "incorrect password" message.

Tom: Why haven't you logged in to Facebook since Monday? They did maintainance, and now it isn't a complete ripoff of Twitter! I can actually stand the UI now!

Dan: Dang vista-ruptions!

by isochronismisms! June 3, 2009

vista print

This is not something you should look up. This will get you pregnant... BE CAREFUL

Nelson was made pregnant by looking up vista print, which he shouldn't have done.

by KitsuneMamori May 22, 2018

Vista’d

Where you put yourself in a position to get injured because your work place is so short staffed.

Bob hit me again... just got Vista’d

by Z7Piddles August 1, 2022

Vista Chase

The act of chasing (to hurriedly or quickly pursue) a vista (a pleasing view). Usually accomplished via car or by foot, and inclusive of majority locations that aren't well known or documented.

A group of friends piled into a car to depart on a Vista Chase.

They had arrived at the trail head and were ready to begin the vista chase.

by Boyle1 February 17, 2026

North Vista Secondary School

A school where our VP is a funny person, but the principal made a lousy decision by not allowing fucking CCA t-shirts and Class t-shirts to be worn on Fridays. Being late for school can land you in the ICU, like literally, that is what they call the motherfucking detention. I know this is short but I'm fucking tired.

Once I finish PSLE, I want to go to North Vista Secondary School!

by NVPride August 19, 2021

mar vista academy

mar vista academy is a middle school located in san diego. that school has over 10 fights in about 2 months. people smoke in the bathrooms and come back hella high to class. sometimes they even ask “do i look high” bitch if you don’t want to look high then don’t smoke dumbass. anyways, there is a 7th grade teacher mr. fucking egghead. he is a science teacher and he’s fucking racist and looks like a motherfucking who from whovile. the students get threatened to get jumped and they get jumped without consent lmao. so i don’t recommend going to mar vista academy if you don’t want to get lectured by a fucking egg, get jumped, or wanna be around high students all the time.

don’t fucking go to mar vista academy a trash ass school.

by student @ mar vista academy October 27, 2019

Morning Vista

Exposing your Morning Glory "morning wood" to your significant other upon waking.

Take a look at this Morning Vista.

by Scoob41 January 3, 2013