The Viking

When 2 straight males lock arms sitting down and see who can Jack-Off first.

Halen and Josh were doing the Viking after work

by Swimgal69 May 5, 2018

violin

The most difficult instrument to master (not play, but master), with challenging left-right hand coordination. It has a pleasent sound with four strings tuned in fifths. Violinists are generally smart people or slackers like Charlie.

Charlie is the assistant concertmaster for his school orchestra and has only being playing for five years.
Charlie is so fucking good at the violin. Did you hear him play Symphonie Espagnole flawlessly?
Lumi is a better violinist than Charlie will ever be.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

viking smile

The act of placing your hand over your mouth and wiping in a downward motion, then smiling like a man posessed after going down on a lady.

The viking smile is scored equally regarding force of wipe and lenght of smile.

Only men sporting a goatee or beard can acomplish this feat properly.

Completing a Viking Smile will minimize your chances of being able to keep a flavor saver

You should have seen the Viking Smile on Jims face when he came out of the room

by ciaran foley August 27, 2004

Techno Viking

the only man that can actually kill Chuck norris

chuck: round house to your face ! !
techno viking dude: Shnotsn upsn ja foolzn ! ! (while dancing to techno music playing in the background)

by the hand May 2, 2008

Techno Viking

The bio-logical father of Chuck Norris.

The Techno Viking is the one who taught Chuck the roundhouse kick.

by Jezuz58 June 8, 2011

vikings

Infinitely better than both Ninjas, and Pirates, at the same time.

Guy1: Hey, what happened to guy2?
*Viking falls out of the sky*
Viking:I just split his body in half with a claymore while fighiting three ninjas and six pirates!
Guy1:*shits pants *runs away*

Vikings will eat you.

by Vikinger November 24, 2007

VIKINGS

Warriors of the North, that beat the living fuck out of the christians during the medieval times. Vikings are massive burly bearded men, usually armed wiht swords or axes, that like to drink, fight, and rape christian whores. Weak, modern men are a disgrace of utmost disgust, compared to the mighty vikings.

"Hail Thor!" roared the berzerker Viking as he raised his axe and swung down, chopping a christian's head clean in half, splattering brains all over his blade, arm and face.

by GROMM August 8, 2004