by Natthew July 27, 2007
From history: Badass warriors from Scandinavia who fucked up anyone unlucky enough to meet them.
From Minnesota: a shitty team that disappoints the entire state once a week
From Minnesota: a shitty team that disappoints the entire state once a week
by Adetokunbo January 06, 2015
NFL team from Minnesota known for choking, pulling defeat from the jaws of victory, playing football indoors like a bunch of girls, and never having won anything.
Moss: "Hey, Daunte, is our Vikings team going to the Super Bowl this year?"
Daunte: "Sure, Randy! Want to watch it at my house or yours?"
Daunte: "Sure, Randy! Want to watch it at my house or yours?"
by webay January 24, 2005
A person, usually a male, who lives dirty and hardly, if ever cleans his surroundings. When a viking shares a residence they leave things dirty including residues of bodily fluids and other types of crud in common areas of the dwelling. The term became popular in institutional settings after the film "The 13th Warrior" was released in 1999.
"Yo! I thought all the real vikings was locked up but your roommate makes Ragnar Lothbrok look like Mr. Clean!"
by Bee Cee April 11, 2021
When a guy, specifically named Peter, grabs locks of your hair from either side and starts shaking your head and giggling in the middle of a make out session.
by sillygooseandaslut June 25, 2022
Relatives of the norwegians. Some other countries (Danmark, Sweden) tried to make their own vikings. They failed. The norwegian vikings ruled Europe, scared the crap out of anyone else, drank "mjød" (bier), fucked "kjerringer" (big breasted norwegian women), had names like "Blood axe" and made "svenskevitser" (jokes) of the other scandinavians.
Some vikings still live in Norway today.
Some vikings still live in Norway today.
by Erik Blod April 19, 2004
We totally viked that vending machine!
by tinymcgee January 17, 2004