by MSNMSNMSN April 21, 2006
Get the Vancouver mug.Fast becoming Canada's Hollywood, West Vancouver is the wealthiest neighbourhood in this great nation, where people go in the pursuit of perfection. Rich, “established” Vancouverites tired of the city spend millions to settle here all in the quest to advertise they’ve made it (frequently at the expense of living beyond their means). The district functions under the mantra money = love/happiness, charity = ribbon cutting, fat = failure, and aging = a trip to the plastic surgeon. A place where MILFs sporting Lululemons can commonly be confused for their Louis Vuitton-totting 15-year-old counterparts, and the local police have nothing better to do than round up bums and drive them over the Lions Gate Bridge to deposit them back on Granville street.
Genetically modified, lettuce-fed trophy wives spend all day orchestrating interior designers, personal trainers, chefs, and florists to create a sexed-up Martha Stewart persona, for which they take personal credit. After an extended day doing 'who knows what' at the office, their lawyer/producer/real estate mogul husbands trade in their Pathfinders for Porsches and whisk their wives away to various socialite obligations. Filipino nannies simultaneously raise their Wonderkin and maintain the household cooking and cleaning, all for the same slave wages they made in the Philipinnes! To quell their guilt, parents shell out copious amounts of money, which their little hellions promptly spend at Park Royal. A seperate allowance is used to pay their drug dealers for crystal meth, which helps the children to simultaneously achieve honour role grades, team captain positions, and slim physiques, all in the quest to ooze perfection.
Genetically modified, lettuce-fed trophy wives spend all day orchestrating interior designers, personal trainers, chefs, and florists to create a sexed-up Martha Stewart persona, for which they take personal credit. After an extended day doing 'who knows what' at the office, their lawyer/producer/real estate mogul husbands trade in their Pathfinders for Porsches and whisk their wives away to various socialite obligations. Filipino nannies simultaneously raise their Wonderkin and maintain the household cooking and cleaning, all for the same slave wages they made in the Philipinnes! To quell their guilt, parents shell out copious amounts of money, which their little hellions promptly spend at Park Royal. A seperate allowance is used to pay their drug dealers for crystal meth, which helps the children to simultaneously achieve honour role grades, team captain positions, and slim physiques, all in the quest to ooze perfection.
People who have escaped the West Vancouver bubble refuse to admit this is where they grew up, for fear of being judged as “one of them” and consequently, spending an extra hour a week in therapy.
by jane1616 April 16, 2006
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(n) A Varion is any member of the EVE Online Corporation, Varion Galactic. Varions follow the life long tradition of supporting a combat ethos and upholding integrity in every aspect of their lives.
Under the leadership of the Varion Commander, Varions constantly are seen combating immeasurable odds and overcoming them with ease. The Varion is the highest echelon of Elite Capsuleers in New Eden.
Under the leadership of the Varion Commander, Varions constantly are seen combating immeasurable odds and overcoming them with ease. The Varion is the highest echelon of Elite Capsuleers in New Eden.
That Varion just instigated the largest uprising that New Eden has ever seen, nothing shall ever be the same again!
by Proc Diadochu August 1, 2010
Get the Varion mug.he is literally the funniest person you will ever meet. he is hilarious. most conversations won't make any sense, but they will still be the best conversations you have had all day. you can tell him anything. he is very trustworthy. he is hilarious and so much fun to talk to.
by swaggier then you May 23, 2016
Get the varoon mug.Iranians living in Vancouver. Once they move to Vancouver, they shed their FOB status by emulating their white peers.
That includes spiking their hair, getting frosted tips, wearing Basketball jerseys for teams they've never heard of, and changing their Persian names to more English-friendly monikers.
ex. Farshid --> Fred
Davood --> David
Mikabiz --> Mike
That includes spiking their hair, getting frosted tips, wearing Basketball jerseys for teams they've never heard of, and changing their Persian names to more English-friendly monikers.
ex. Farshid --> Fred
Davood --> David
Mikabiz --> Mike
Sam: "Wow there are a lot of Persians living in Vancouver now..."
Paul: "I know man, they call themselves Vancouviranians"
Sam: "Can they be stopped?"
Paul: "Nothing can stop the Vancouviranians..."
Paul: "I know man, they call themselves Vancouviranians"
Sam: "Can they be stopped?"
Paul: "Nothing can stop the Vancouviranians..."
by MimiPanam December 17, 2008
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Get the Vancouverette mug.N: A former sloot. An older woman who, in her former days, was a total slut. She may still be a slut, but a more reserved one. Must be at least 50 yrs to be considered a varicose vaj.
Guy 1: Dude, I was on my last leg so I had to go home with her. She was my last chance. But when I woke up I realized I just fucked a varicose vaj.
Guy 2: Uggh! That's so gross.. I don't know if I can talk to you anymore.
Guy 2: Uggh! That's so gross.. I don't know if I can talk to you anymore.
by CakeBadger April 4, 2014
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