vanity carded 

When a bartender/server cards you even though it is obvious you are well over 21. Asking someone older for ID is a damn good way to get a better tip.

I think that bartender just vanity carded me, or does my moisturizer work that well? Either way, I'm leaving a good tip!

vanity carded by SuperTerri November 7, 2010

Vanity Word

When someone defines a name or pseudonym of a person, sometimes out of spite but usually to get into a girls pants. May be written by the person themself, which only serves to make them look like an ass.

Despite the fact that you're actually not supposed to have definitions focused on non-celebrities, there are many such definitions.

He's been a pompous dick since someone wrote a Vanity Word of his obnoxious Gaia Online account.

Vanity Word by GrokMonkey August 7, 2011

Vanity 6 

An 80s girl band that sings non stop about sex, known for their hit Nasty Girl. Members are Denise Matthews AKA Vanity, Susan Moonsie, and Brenda Bennet.

Mom: Jake why is their a band named Vanity 6 in their playlist?
Jake: Um, uh, uh, um, well- fuck it, Mom, I'm honry, ok?

Vanity 6 by I can't think of a good handle April 15, 2019

Vanity Login

Logging on to a computer for the purpose of being seen as logged on

I’ll set my wake up alarm nice and early so I can do my vanity login, I’ll sleep some more after that.

Vanity Login by Poidah April 22, 2020

Vanity Moment 

When you force a dog to have sex

Bro,vanity moments are bad

Vanity Moment by By bruh guy November 19, 2020

Vanity Smurf 

When one masturbates to pictures of oneself.

"How was the bar last night?"
"Nothing but ditch-pigs and sloot-bogs."
" Shit. Word?"
"Ain't nothing working. Had to go home, do a Harry Hoodini, and give myself the Vanity Smurf."

Vanity Smurf by randy trevor leahey September 2, 2006

vanity trolls 

Someone who writes long winded, often fraudulent statements about themselves or a loved one on the internet in hopes someone will take pity on them and publish it. Vanity trolls often have a terrible grasp of any language or writing skills and most often simply want to make you look at their genitalia for a quick laugh.

"I couldn't even find any funny stuff on the internet today, all those vanity trolls just kept submitting junk about how monolithically awesome they are. I had no idea there could be so many greatest people in the world"!

vanity trolls by Ageofchronic January 7, 2017