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Coon Valley, WI

A really huge hick town, where there's only a park, gas station, and a library. People in this town like to ride around on lawn mowers, and walk around town, because there really isn't any think else to do. Home to plenty of drunks also, considering it IS in Wisconsin.
"That guy is a total hick" "Must be from Coon Valley, WI"
by Taytaylikespickles March 21, 2012
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Quail Valley Insomnia

A medical condition characterized by a person who has attended Quail Valley's inability to sleep and recurring dreams that follow the same pattern between multiple patients; dreaming of checking their phone to an Araque schoology post and a Morales assignment on Edmodo which results in them getting enough zeros in the grade book to fill a blackhole. This condition is believed to continue on past middle school and may have no cure.
Person 1 (Doctor): Your results have come in and I'm sorry to say it, but I'm afraid you have Quail Valley Insomnia
Person 2: That's such a bruh moment *hits a phat dab*
by MegaMind37 May 25, 2019
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Great Valley High School

Home of the pharmacy, where you can buy shit weed in the bathroom and get beat up by the stoners that deal it. And plenty of people go to rehab because apparently peer pressure is real. Where you can spot hoes every two feet along the hallway. Where the only people who get beat up are the dudes who everyone mentally punches because of their douchey self-righteousness, and we laugh about it because we can. A place where you can't bend over without someone making an ass joke, and without people making trips to five below to get padded underwear for these jokes to be made on their behalf. For tons of stupid ass valley kids getting slutty and going down on the guys who want a blowjob, and uncomfortable grinds and a rough handjobs are just around the corner. And if the guys weren't horny enough, the girls who lack self confidence will choke and throw up on their dick for a compliment. The bathrooms, where the ground is always wet and messy, and people leave their throw up in the toilet. And last but certainly not least, one of the best high schools in Pennsylvania.
I went to great valley high school and now I'm fucked up for life. And the people who I went with pretend to be ghetto even though they're from Malvern.
by That hilarious mofo April 11, 2016
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Valley of the Gods

A term which refers to the space between a girl's breasts. First used (as far as I know) in the anime Bleach. There are only three people (including my self) currently in my school to have used the term openly. cleavage bresats boobs die
GP: Hey, where would you wanna be right before you die?
SO: I would want to be in my girlfriend's Valley of the Gods.
GP: I...see
by silenceofthenite December 21, 2007
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Putnam Valley

a quiet town one hour north of New York City. It is really boring and everyone is always looking for something to do.
Person 1: I'm really bored
Person 2: No shit, we live in Putnam Valley
by byebyebye July 6, 2011
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Spring Valley Illinois

A small town in the middle of cornfields, the biggest excitment on a friday night is the high school football game. Where you give derections based on the one and only stop light in town. Know for more bars than churchs.
There is never anything going on in Spring Valley Illinois, well except for the football game.
by the one and only panda February 9, 2010
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Twin Valley Middle School

Located in fucking no where. The only thing you’ll find here is in-breeds and mango juul pods. Everyone is retarded, and a forever virgin.
Why the fuck did they put urinals in the fucking juul room???? God damn u Twin Valley Middle School!!!
by TVs did= April 18, 2019
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