golden valcano

first you have to stretch out your girlfriend's back door with your cock or a mag flash light will do. Then take a stick of butter, your choice on brand, and shove it in her ass whole. While waiting for the butter to melt, vigurously pound her pussy to help the butter melt. Once melted, slam your cock as hard as you can back into her ass and watch the erruption in awe.

I had the best golden valcano last night from a guy I met at the bar!

by stiches r for bitches February 6, 2010

valar

Creatures created by J.R.R. Tolkien in his masterpiece, the silmarillion. They were Created by Eru to be the gaurdians of his creation to watch over all the lesser beings. Kind of like the angels of Middle Earth.

The valar praised Eru in his overwhelming power.

by T.J. Beville December 9, 2008

Valary DiBenedetto

Valary Renee DiBenedetto is the gorgeous and talented girlfriend of Matt Shadows(Avenged Sevenfold). She has a twin named Michelle Louise who is dating Avenged Sevenfold's amazing guitarist, Synyster Gates. Val was formerly A7X's tour manager until they signed with Warner Brothers. Val and Matt have been dating for reportedly 13 years and also are said to both wear promise rings. She was given the nickname 'Screaming Demon Girl' after she performed the additional screams on 'The Art of Subconscious Illusion' which was on Avenged Sevenfold's first album, "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet". Val is currently attending college for acting and modeling, with experience in both categories as she has modeled for clothing lines and has a small role in a movie called "Erased". She has a great sense of humor and a kind heart. No one can take her place so all you little slutty fans, don't even try!

Valary DiBenedetto and Matt Sanders are one gorgeous couple!

by KTREX May 22, 2007

Vala

Welsh name, that means chosen

the first name of my Welsh Corgi Cardigan:
Welsclans Vala Vãclav

by Lammert September 3, 2006

Valajob

The act of a woman recieving 5 dicks at once. 1. The mouth. 2. The ass. 3. The vagina. 4/5. Both hands.

Guy 1. So how was your night.
Guy 2. It was great man, me and the guys gave this bitch a ValaJob.
Guy 1. Nice

by bonerslapper 91 November 7, 2011

vala

Someone extremely sexy. Of icelandic origin. Can also mean someone who has no other quality than being sexy.

,,Damn that girl is vala"
,,Oh god, she's such a slut. Totally vala."

by meowzaaa April 4, 2010

Vala

An incredible human being,Better than varna. She is beautiful and her personality is adored by many.

Who is that fine thang?

Its vala.

by hbaefiphb r December 12, 2016