vaginismus

an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse.

"Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off when Linda's muff slamed shut on him."

by J E. Walker May 9, 2003

vaginaside

Similar to suicide but having to do with the vagina. Rough or overly abusive treatment of the vagina.

Damn Jenny! that dildo is huge! Are you trying to committ vaginaside? 2)The Gymnast committed vaginaside when she crotched hard on the balance beam

by George Pierpont January 18, 2008

Vaginesia

1. to lose the remembrance of something inside your vagina

The woman blamed vaginesia for the drugs found in her vagina.

by CADZILLA August 25, 2010

vaginasseur

A vaginasseur is an expert judge of taste, look, smell, and feel of a vagina. This status of expertise is honorific and is typically acknowledged by one's "bros". Earning this title is typically done by being a known sexual deviant. Not only must you have had sex with many women, but you must have talked about each encounter in great detail, vividly describing each vagina to the point of exhaustion.

Tim sure is a sexaholic, he's had sex with at least three hundred girls and can recall every vagina in disgusting detail. I idolize the way that man can describe each fold. He is the ultimate vaginasseur with his keen vaga-analytic abilities.

by 407FLSTCKISS September 24, 2013

Vaginis

A sick twisted cross of both reproductive organs probaly due to either...
1, A growth spert
2, A hormonal reaction
3, Nuclear waste mixed the two

Holy Shit...That dude has a Vaginis

by hypedupmonkey January 10, 2005

Vaginesia

When a woman is unable to remember how many sexual partners she's had.

I've suffered from Vaginesia since I was 20 years old. I have no idea how many guys I've slept with since then.

by Twatts April 4, 2010

screaming vaginas

(expression) ; yelling for attention, shouting for protest or surprise.

Anna and Emily were screaming vaginas towards the group, to gain their full attention.

by Smithy-101 February 18, 2008