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Blow my Vuvuzela

the act of giving or receiving fellatio during a game of fifa
Billy: Hey man did your girl come over last night?
Clive: Yeah man i was mid-game when she got here, so i made her blow my vuvuzela
Billy: Wow that's awesome man, hope it made you play well.
Clive: Yeah i scored three straight goals it was awesome...until i ruined my controller with a couple of my unborn children
by Porntastic August 14, 2010
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Vuvuzeladouche

A person who starts playing the worst instrument in the history of human civilisation, the vuluzela, at the most inoppertune times.
Person 1: Did you go see that concert the other night?

Person 2: Yes, but I left after 30 minutes cause there ended up being several hundred of those fucking vuvuzeladouche's at the event!

-or-

Person 1: How'd that date go with your girlfreind the other night?

Person 2: Great, up until that point where my roomate came in while we were having sex and started to be the biggest fucking vuvuzeladouche who ever lived!!
by TheGreatLateSP999 July 27, 2010
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Vuvuzealous

To be overly enthusiastic when showing excitement for a game or team by using a vuvuzela. Rooted from the 2010 FIFA World Cup games.
I don't care if they just scored six goals, Brazil is so Vuvuzealous it's annoying.
by c-k-v-k July 12, 2010
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Vuvuzealot

One who relentlessly toots one's own horn.
My manager is a real vuvuzealot.
by postmechanical June 20, 2010
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vuvuzelad

The act of completely pulling all attention away from something (i.e. the world cup soccer games)
Person A: Hey dude did you see the game last night
Person B: No what-

(Hot chick walks by)

Person B: Shit, what were we talking about, that chick totally vuvuzelad me.
by Ips_laxbro2010 June 28, 2010
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vuvuzealot

individuals who blow their vuvuzela continuously without cessation often in/at inappropriate places/times.
The vuvuzealot ruined my brother's bar mitzvah.

Was he the same guy from your baby shower?

Yes. I hate him.
by Joseph Boldy June 21, 2010
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Vuvuzelized

The head-aching result of listening to a Vuvuzela for more than five seconds.
Many people get vuvuzelized during a soccer game at the 2010 World Cup.
by smithdog10 June 30, 2010
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