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Vorshtein

A word used tersely to answer a fundamental question that cannot be explained by means of logically reasoning.
Mr. Elinoff: So, J. Peterman wants to hire some of our cartoonists to illustrate your catalog?

Elaine: Well we're hoping that if perhaps that the catalog is a little funnier,people won't be so quick to return the clothes ha ha.For example.. I..I really do...Well I love this one.

Mr. Elinoff: Oh! yeah... That's a rather clever jab at inter office politics don't you think.

Elaine: Aha, Aha...yeah...but, why is it that the animals enjoy reading the email?

Mr. Elinoff: Well Miss Benes. Cartoons are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer. heh..hemm..

Elaine; Well you don't have to dissect if you can just tell me. Why this is suppose to be funny?

Mr. Elinoff: Ha! It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores.

Elaine: But, what is the comment.

Mr. Elinoff: It's a slice of life.

Elaine: No it isn't.

Mr. Elinoff: Pun?

Elaine: I don't think so.

Mr Elinoff: Vorshtein?

Elaine: That's not a word. You have no idea what this means do you?

Mr Elinoff: No.

Elaine: Then why did you print it?

Mr. Elinoff: I liked the kitty.
by I Cheat at Words With Friends December 19, 2011
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ICS Vortex

Bassist/backing vocalist for Norwegian symphonic black metal band Dimmu Borgir. I don't see how people seem to notice only Shagrath and Silenoz when Vortex (in my opinion one of the best vocalists AND bassists in the history of the universe) plays just as much of a part of the band as both of them. Normally plays a BC-Rish Warlok bass and sings cleanly, unlike Shagrath. Also looks fairly different to the other memebers of the band, since he doesn't have black hair (it's blonde) and wears very little corpsepaint (normlly just paints his face white).
Listen to "Progenies of The Great Apocalypse" or "Kings of The Carnival Creation" for the best examples of his vocals. "Sympozium" and "Allehelgens Dod I Helveds Rike" are also fairly great. ICS Vortex is my god.
by Dimmumoth September 24, 2008
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Vortide

The best Albion YouTuber out there. Makes excellent content for other games as well.
Did you see the new Vortide video?
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Vorten

Has a Lot of Experience of something.
Pro of something.
Smart; has lot of information on its brain.
I am Vorten in Cooking.

Jale Has a Vorten Experience On Games.
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Vorotox

The things I'd do to Vorotox
On GOD on the deadlows
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Vore

u know

like
u swallow somebody whole

some people wanna vore leaves
i really wanna vore some leaves rn
what the heck dude why do u wanna vore a leaf
well it's better than voring u smh
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anal vore

A fetish in which one partner is swallowed (whole) by the other's anus. They may or may not survive it.
"Dude I think Jessica wanted to try anal vore last night. She reverse cowgirled my face and tried to stuff me inside."
by Stanfordley Pines February 27, 2016
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