stroller violation

occurs when a parent puts a child who is either too big, or too old into a stroller, when the child should just walk and not be wheeled around anymore.

If the child's feet touch the ground while sitting in the stroller, that is a stroller violation.

by bearbear4130 July 26, 2012

lane violation

During sexual foreplay, focusing too much, too soon, on the primary sexual organs of the partner at the expense of the secondary features.

Annie figured that since Stan ignored her tits, she would not fondle his balls; a clear lane violation in both cases.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Moving violation

The act of having sex whilst driving an automobile on a public highway. Dangerous, but lots of fun.

Yo girl, get in my lap and let's hit that moving violation, the roads straight as an arrow!!

by Ayahuasca zombie May 09, 2014

rotation violation

When someone screws up the clockwise or counter-clockwise sequence in which a circle of dope smokers pass their joint(s).

Hog! You're getting my hit. You passed to him. Then he was supposed to pass it to me, not pass it right back to your fiending lungs. That's a total rotation violation, man.

by Eggwhitey December 18, 2006

Sextually Violated

The feeling one gets upon recieving an unwanted sexual text message.

Girl1: Did you see that creepy text message Mark sent Sally?

Girl2: Yeah, she totally got sextually violated.

by anthubc2010-sextuallyviolated October 06, 2010

OwO Violation

This fuwwy has iwwegawwy owoed. Weason fow viowation:

No vawid pewmint

OwO exceeded 90 dB

OwO caused distrwess to anothaw mammaw

OwO took pwace between 10:30 pm and 9:00 am

OwO started multiple owos

Othew:_________________________
_________________________________
______________

Faiwure to pay fine (£350) pwomtwy may wesuwt in a couwt appeawance and conviction.

Date:
Time:
Wocation:
Issued by:

Signatuwe:

Guy 1: (I need to OwO so badly)

Guy 2: Don't do it!

Guy 1: OwO

Guy 2: OwO violation, This fuwwy has iwwegawwy owoed!

by Jaythewolf September 12, 2020

circle violation

When you have sex with more than one person in a circle of friends or coworkers. This act may disrupt the natural balance of this circle of acquaintances, causing discord, animosity, and jealousy among the members of the circle.

Jane slept with both Ted and his best friend and former fraternity brother, Larry, which was a blatant circle violation. Although neither Ted nor Larry are interested in dating Jane, they no longer speak.

by sorkab February 11, 2010