Valentines Day

The one day a year to make up for the other 364 that you were a complete asshole or bitch to your boyfriend or girlfriend.

Happy Valentines Day. Heres a card and some flowers. I'm too cheap to buy you roses because our relationship doesn't mean anything to me. I just think you're a good fuck and I'm trying to keep it that way. and then I'm going to find someone better and leave you. Oh and heres that chocolates so you feel better when that happens.

by fucktokeeplove March 2, 2011

valentines day

A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.

Valentines Day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.

by Brother Number One February 18, 2007

Valentines Day

A day dedicated to making single people feel like shit.

Person 1: Hey, Valentines Day is coming up!
Person 2: What? Aw, man, I'm single...I feel like shit...

by Happyhak February 20, 2011

ValentIDES Day

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.

This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.

by darwinplanet February 6, 2012

Valentines Day

A holiday created by genius sadists in co-operation with flower, chocolate and wine industries to make single people question their life. This holiday also makes people in relationships feel obligated spend vast amount of money on pointless symbols of love.

Valentines day is a waste of time

by PengTingTrapQueen February 6, 2015

Valentines day

Simply put, single awareness day. If you are single on this day, just look out your window and see a bunch of people doing cringey 'couple photos' and be glad that you aren't one of them.

cringe girlfriend: Awww babe, it's valentines day! Lets go for a walk.
cringe boyfriend: Awww, of course we can!

by A_Bi_Legend November 11, 2020

valencia

Mostly white town outside out Los Angeles, full of huge expensive houses that all look the same. Most of the (young) wives have had some variation of plastic surgery to look good for their successful (older) husbands. Anyone over the age of 12 has at one point done drugs in an attempt to kill the mind numbing boredom and monotony. If anyone is perceived as even remotely unique they are immediately alienated by their peer group, because of the innate conformist nature. 75% of the population is on a prescribed medication, and the other 25% is either suicidal or fascist.

-valencia-

" Who wants to go do shrooms in the wash?"
" Definitely. I'll bring the oxycotin."

by lira October 29, 2007