vag

a (straight) girl at a (men's) gay bar. Rhymes with "fag".
Ugh, for every fag here there are at least two vags. Let's go to a *real* gay bar where there are more boys!
by linguishionista July 15, 2008
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Vag Aisle

A whole aisle in a drug store devoted exclusively to vagina maintenance. Usually trafficked by the fairer sex during the worst week of the month (for both sexes !). Men are seen more and more these days cruising the vag aisle to help their lady friends in order to secure later entrance to the other type of Vag Aisle.
Dude, why are you shopping in the Vag Aisle ? Well, because I am whipped and I want access to the Vag next week.
by EightBall August 03, 2012
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Slay Vag

The act of seeking and destroying the female genitalia.
It's time to go out, get wasted, and Slay Vag.
by Lord Vag Slayer June 17, 2013
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Vag pit

The anatomical area in the vaginacinity, just lateral to the vagina and immediately proximal to the medial thigh. The transition point from vagina to upper leg is similar to area between the upper arm and chest, commonly referred to as an "armpit."
Example 1:
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vag pit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"

Example 2:
"Oh god, I love it when you rub you hand up my thigh to my vag pit. You really know what turns me on."
by vagina>everything August 29, 2016
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vampire vag

A tight vagina that forms a vacuum seal around the penis, that when the penis is extracted it pulls it back in.
"I was banging Kelly the other day, that bitch is so tight she has a vampire vag!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
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vag lobsters

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs
"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"
by Sgt pussyface September 06, 2017
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vag of honor

A woman who has Pleasured countless men to complete and utter satisfaction.
I spent a night with Jenna. That chick is so skillful! She surely has earned her Vag of honor.
by sphincter sargent March 11, 2017
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