usefull-less

A person that tries to be helpful, but is clearly not helpful at all.

John often tries to help Jan prepare their evening meals, yet John creates more havoc than help proving that he is usefull-less.

by toptopot June 21, 2017

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usefulivity

The personal thought of usefulness of an individual in an every day context.

Scott: Then why would you never make the effort (to go on a date)

Christine: 'Cause I'm a useless person.

Scott: You're not useless. I like you for you, regardless of your usefulivity.

by qr25de April 22, 2011

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usefull

Sarcastic form of useful. Synonym of useless.

My phone was slow and I saw an ad for a phone cleaner with glowing, 5-star reviews. I now have ads popping up all over. What a usefull app.

by virgin916 May 20, 2021

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Something that's really really really useful. You don't know how your grandparents survived before it came along. When your one blows up over the weekend you love paying for the after-hours call out fee because you can't face another day without it.

This planet is a usefulnessity. I would die without it - or float around in space until I died.

by psykobear August 1, 2018

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