unload

To urinate. The term is regularly used in contexts when there's no toilet in sight.

Stop the car. I've had too much to drink and now I have to unload.

by stingo June 19, 2006

uploading spree

When a person feels like they have not uploaded photos on an online website, or feels that other have many more photos than them, so they add pictures, but they add a GREAT amount of them.

Aaron felt sad because he only had 35 pictures on Facebook and Maria had 100, so he went on an uploading spree.

by DoubleADude21 July 19, 2009

Uploader

In homosexual parlance, equivalent to a "top". The one who provides the "load", as opposed to the one who receives it, either in the mouth or the ass, ie. the "downloader"

-Hey, man, Eric and I got it on full on last night!
-Sweet! Were you the uploader or downloader?
-Uploader, all the way! That guy received my jizzabytes like a champ!

by Spunkelunker August 14, 2010

unloading zone

the part a female or male's body where they like semen most deposited

Straight version: Carmen's unloading zone was chewing gum, so her boyfriend had to find someplace else to splooge.

Gay version: Ted's unloading zone was consipated, so he went to the store to get some laxatives to clear that shit out.

by Dad win October 23, 2011

Swedish Unloadem'

A 'game' were players sit in a circle and cry while masturbating into their faces. The first to go loses, as does the last. Everyone loses when you play unloadem'.

The game can also be played in solitude and the same rules apply.

James was so dissapointed with his math exam grade that he went home and played swedish unloadem' all night. There's nothing like the taste of tear-sweetened jizz running down your nose and dripping onto your lips.

by Pacco_Jumbro January 29, 2010

unload a toad

to have a shit, especially a big one.

"I'm just going to unload a toad"
"I've got to unload this toad, though I fear it. Such a toad hasn't been seen since the Triassic Era!"

by Rift Wolf November 14, 2006

Beirut-unload

To unload an AK47 or similar military rifle by firing it on fully automatic until the magazine is empty, usually into the air while ululating, yelling or howling.
The act of firing it until empty for the sheer joy of making a noise.

The enemy soldier dived for cover when I sent a Beirut-unload in his direction

by fluffygreenbootlaces June 17, 2021