seventh level upgrade

when a huMan being needs to upgrade to the next level of life, job, career, relationsHip or consciousness.

Can be used sarcastically to those you wish to wake up or to someone you want to see achieve greatness.

Ex 1: Johnny is so caught up on telling everyone else to "move on" and "let it go" that he doesn't see he's the one stuck in the past; serious seventh level upgrade needed.

Ex 2: Sweetheart, I think it's time for a seventh level upgrade. You're boss doesn't appreciate you or your talent; it's time to move up the ladder and really affect change that will help people.

by sevenlevels November 30, 2013

Beer upgrade

When you have weak beer and add liquor to it to get more bang for your buck.

Can also be done to get your friends hyped before a party.

Also known as Bupgrade

Yo Johnny let’s get that beer upgraded, we got a party to go to tonight.

by TheFightingProctor May 23, 2021

BETRAYAL UPGRADE IMMINENT

When you get betrayed by someone/somebody so you gotta take things to full measures.

Person 1: I slept with your girlfriend, my bad man.
Person 2: *Betrayal upgrade imminent*
Person 1: *Gets a sign to the head*

by KlngAsh March 9, 2024

upgrade

Arsenal women’s FC getting rid of Jonas Eidevall and hiring Renée Slegers

wow. it was really an upgrade going from conti cup to uwcl.

by bill wright bro June 4, 2025

Upgrade

When a fanartist 'enhances' certain parts of a woman's physique in a way that is not faithful to the original work

"Did you see that drawing of Mikasa? Totally upgraded!"

by Croncodile October 27, 2020

Upgraded cuddles

The act in which two individuals are cuddling that leads to sexy time.

Last night Stephanie asked for some Upgraded cuddles while we were watching Netflix.

by Eternalness July 11, 2016

Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.

Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.

by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011